10 pieces of advice for women about men

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 19-Aug-2009 17:27:11

10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.



1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.


6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.


10. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes,

it means that you laugh at his.

Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 19-Aug-2009 22:47:09

These are awesome pieces of advice.

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 20-Aug-2009 0:48:01

Smooch Becky!

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 20-Aug-2009 17:11:00

Lol! Quite amusing.

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 23-Aug-2009 17:48:17

wow; amusing indeed!!

Post 6 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2009 15:13:43

Good stuff